Sunday, May 17, 2009

Something You Never Want To Hear Your Kid Say

While at an Elder's Quorum bbq, we were playing the I've Never game. You know, the game where there is one person in the middle and they say-I've Never (fill in the blank) and who ever has done it has to move to a new seat trying not to be the one left without a seat, or they get stuck in the middle.

So we're playing and we all let our kids play. They are loving it! I've never broken a bone. I've never graduated from college. I've never eaten sushi. Hunky Dory. UNTIL........

My Isaac gets caught without a seat and ends up being in the middle. With about 2 seconds hesitation he blurts out, "I've never taken a crap in the yard."

Are You Serious. Tell Me You Did Not Just Say That.
"I've never taken a crap in the yard."


First of all----Go Find Your Real Mom.
Second----Did you seriously just say that?
Third----What are you thinking?

I guess my kid is smarter than I give him credit for. He knew that by saying that he would be able to get Owen up out of his chair and he could get a spot and Owen would get stuck in the middle. Needless to say, it worked.
Everyone died laughing. What seemed to be tears of laughter rolling down my face, were really more like tears of embarrassment. SERIOUSLY. My kids are not normal. And yes, Owen took a "crap" in the yard when he was like 2 years old.


16 comments:

The Clayburn Family said...

This post had my laughing so hard (and Matt too!) Thanks for the good laugh!

The Clayburn Family said...

This post had my laughing so hard (and Matt too!) Thanks for the good laugh!

Cline said...

The joys of raising boys and to top it off…. they have Hepworth blood. I'm telling you from my experience you better get use to it. 

Carpenter's said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I too have tears rolling down my face :) Just think another boy to add to this fun!!

How are you feeling? Where's the prego pics?

Michelle Hepworth said...

That's awesome! We love to hear your stories!

Brittany Kaaiakamanu said...

Thats hilarious!
It definitely won't be the last time either.

Jon and Melissa said...

I thought for sure you were going to say that Kurt had to stand up.

The Kraus House said...

You just made my night, man I love your boys. We seriously need to hang out as families again. Love ya
nat

khepworth said...

CLine: I am totally blaming this (and several other things) on the fact that they have Hepworth blood. As far as getting used to it, arrrgh-NEVER! Maybe that explains why I am alway on their tails. Good to hear from you!

And for the rest of you, I'm glad you got a good laugh. Yes it is funny, but where's the empathy people? Tell me you would not have died.

Taylor's said...

Oh I needed that laugh! that was awesome!

Taylor's said...

And just so you know - my daughter would have had to get up and she "crapped" in the yard under the front stairs when she was FOUR - not TWO!

Clinton and Jessica said...

haha. that's the best thing I've heard all day...too bad he didn't say in a lake huh...or maybe a river??? maybe more than Owen would have gotten up. haha. I haven't played that game in a while. but, yes, I would have kept a red face all day and been embarrassed for a few more Sundays to come, but at least your boys made for a good story! I love it...thanks for sharing...

Christie said...

Oh man I totally FEEL your PAIN!!!!

Matt said...

LOVE IT...our kids were given to us to keep us humble...apparently it's working for you! :)

Matt said...

oops...apparently my husband is signed in onto the computer right now...Matt is actually me, Britt

Meridee said...

That is so stinkin' funny. Your kids are super sweet!

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