Dear Blog Stalker:

December can not come soon enough. My husband needs to put some time on the time clock.

My house needs christmas lights put up, but I guess I will have to call what's his name. I'm sure he'll be doing something more important like getting married or something like that.

I hear there's new royalty coming to town. My boys have been known to be a royal pain in the you know what, and I still warn them of what's to come when they see you.

I hope you are well. And I hope that you will grace us with your presence. It is always a pleasure and a bowl full of laughs.

Fondly,

The girl you ran off the road with Dirty sitting in the back seat.

P.S. I have someone I need to send to you to work the land that you are preserving for those who need to blow smoke.